The Karaoke sucks inside South Korea. The flesh did not prearrange. From here karaoke box system is break and “as the song box calls.” As for karaoke, the place where the girl — with you the lower part combines. And you are the money, which is enormous. It blows in the place. This night — my first Korean karaoke experiences. Went to the song box. Unlike the DMV- environment which goes on inside Japan at the enterprise 10001. Visible one pair, from after attending also. On the screen spreads out the seashore, burnt inside Bikini, surrounding cityscapes. Also it gets the girl.
The environment inside is a training in cut-up pit against the possibility of the Korean army. The white machine guns which eye the environment. It mixes in inside and one hundred color uniforms. The high school student, who burnt, went mad on the mic, I thought. But, that time stock exchange reports, and commercials for Samsung, and the CDMA. Advertising is converted into political exchange. The schedule of one Korean television station, which operates inside, was legitimate. I listened for the fact of the thing.
With each song possibility allocated inside Korea, all song boxes are thin. It is like this — the Korean song box lacks divination. A grudge against Japan. Inside the Japanese karaoke box, the song book comforts. It goes round inside the small British profile that is most weird. It sees. The dark initial cry of distress lieutenant fell inside.
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Karaoke sucks in South Korea. No pun intended. The karaoke box system here is simply called “singing boxes,” and the places that are called karaoke are the joints where girls sit down with you, and you blow huge money.
I went to the singing box tonight — my first Korean karaoke experience. In Japan, background visuals show couples meeting after attending to business at the DMV. Or, you get beach shots, ambient cityscapes, or girls in bikinis on the screen. Tonight, the background was cut-up footage of the Korean military in training, with white machine guns and white uniforms, blending in with the snowy background. Bizarre, I thought, as a room full of junior high school students went crazy on the mic. But, then the footage switched to stock market reports, and political exchanges behind closed doors, and advertisements for Samsung, CDMA, and some sports car. At some point, I clued in that they were just running regular Korean television.
I’ve heard in Korea that every song is assigned a number, and that song goes by that number in all the singing boxes in Korea. So, basically, Korean singing boxes lack the pleasant surprises of Japan. In Japanese karaoke boxes, the weirdest things turn up in the small English section of the song book. For example, one karaoke box in Tokyo featured 3 obscure Primal Scream tracks, while another had Bjork listed.
Monthly Archives: January 2001
G.I. Blues
New Years Eve. In the backseat of a taxi through the Korean countryside, and then past stacks of identical apartment buildings in the wasteland of the night. Taxi pulls up. Get out. There’s a big gate, and a sign that reads “America Town.” Therein some kind of insanity lies in waiting. My heart’s beating double.
We walk into a bar. The most slamming, rolling, swinging hip-hop track is ripping out of the speakers. There’s GIs in full garb, guns and all. A girl dancing in a bikini on the stage. Other girls, a mix of Russians and Southeast Asians sitting around the tables. This is utterly unexpected for this group of civilian English teachers I’m with, male and female. There’s a bunch of old Korean ladies working the bar. One of them comes up behind me, stroking my hair. I’m totally bewildered. Every song, a new girl in a bikini takes to the stage. The hip-hop’s just getting darker. This venomous Tupac track in his Makaveli guise, “Fuck Mobb Deep, Fuck Bad Boy,” he’s spitting out of the speakers.
The next place. Same thing going on. Girls dancing in bikinis on the stage. American military, this time in civilian garb, consorting with the exotic mix of girls. I meet a few friendly guys from Puerto Rico in the air force. The guy explains it to me, the girls are prostitutes brought in for the soldiers, they’re checked out once a week. I ask the guy if this is typical for base situations, and he said it was. I asked him how he liked being in the military, and he said he just wanted to be home, but there was no work there. He said that none of the Americans want to be there. Which is funny, cause I don’t think any Koreans want the Americans there, either. So, why don’t they get out of here?
I’m an ocean away from America, but its military is inescapable.
I was just in Okinawa, which a lot of people either connect with Karate Kid II or its American military bases or with standard Japan. 90% of all US military operations in Japan are located in Okinawa, despite the fact that Okinawa represents less than 1% of the Japanese population.
After the second world war, the United States retained control of Okinawa, up until 1972. I bought a picture book, which shows Okinawa’s main island at the time of reversion to Japan. It’s interesting to see this alternate reality version of America.
In 2000, the main street of Naha, Okinawa’s biggest city, looks to me like what America might look like if Japan had won the war — the street looks American, but all the signs and people are Japanese.
Anyway, Okinawa’s part of Japan now, but the bases are still there. And where there aren’t bases, the main island is runover by tourist buses and resorts. American soldiers (at least some of them) behave atrociously and worse. In Naha, there’s even bars that won’t allow any foreigners, unless accompanied by Japanese people.
I’m reading a book called Island of the Colourblind, which hops across the islands of Micronesia. Some seriously toxic islands out there, and elsewhere some still unaffected, tremendously beautiful islands. The American presence is dotted through out. The military on Johnson island. And then there’s Guam, which is an American territory.
They’ve got to get out of these places.